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The Hurricane Sandy Episode. Where we discuss the ocean entering our homes, living off the grid, arming ourselves against the looting hordes, stealing drugs from friends, the things girls do for drugs, Wayne discovered God from a TV show, and I take my shirt off.

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*Warning – adult themed content.

May 2, 201339 Comments

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April 28, 20134 Comments

I’ve been in radio silence for a few months. This website feels like MySpace these days it’s updated so infrequently. If there were digital tumbleweeds they would be blowing through this site. The reason is we’ve been very very busy working on a certain game. Also, my studio has been a disaster for 6 months. Everything was ripped apart frantically as the ocean came in the house. Tape and digital masters were thrown in bins, equipment pulled out. After the storm the studio was just piles of crap everywhere. It was depressing to even go in there. So i didn’t. Until yesterday. I spent all day organizing, cleaning, rewiring. And then to celebrate, i bought a mess of beer and bourbon and invited a couple of friends over.

and we recorded

The Lazlow Show
Episode 49

Goes online Thursday May 2nd

April 28, 201333 Comments

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March 18, 201367 Comments

February 19, 201314 Comments

I’m 15 minutes into this movie and I absolutely have to share. Watch and post the cringe inducing moments on the comments.

It came out in 1996. Christina Applegate is in it. I don’t remember 1996 being this ridiculously cheesy. What I gather so far is that an aspiring musician loses his hands and somehow gets them replaced with robo future hands and plays techno at rave parties or something.

Moments so far, chronologically….

-the newspaper prop stinks!
-the dialog between father and son is incredible
-why is his girlfriend in bed in the afternoon? Is she a hooker?
-what is this weird forced dialog about protection?
-why doesn’t she wake him up if she knows he has a band gig?
-why is the action sequence/altercation with the drunks SO SLOW. he had ages to see that construction equipment coming. Why didn’t he run out of the car?
-fake arm stumps raised in bed are fantastic
-forced dialog between father and girlfriend outside house
-zoom in on jimmy hendrix hands then pan down to him moping
-why is that dartboard above his bed? where does he stand to throw it? Is it just there to remind him he’ll never throw darts again?
-OMG – love scene with fake hands at 16:57. Why doesn’t he get down to some fisty business?
-HE ASKS HER IF SHE WANTS TO BE STUMP F*CKED! THIS IS AMAZING
-Hobos always sleep in the middle of Times Square
-Why is he breaking into a warehouse to sleep in a cardboard box? Cardboard box sleeping is for OUTSIDE you dolt!
-They’ve set up for a rave and didn’t notice the hobo?
-A swichblade? What is this? 1976?
-Delicate touching of the fake hand and then “you can stay the night.” So romantic!
-37:00 he’s gonna save the day! i can feel it! Fire and knives don’t hurt him!
-50:39 – incredible super computer guy lingo!
-51:27 – amazing description of techno. (thanks boing boing)
1:01 – THEY”RE ALIVE! Robo hands to finger women with

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January 22, 201325 Comments

November 29, 201214 Comments

November 27, 20126 Comments

The prayers of creepy Styx fans who love teen girls have been answered

November 24, 201214 Comments

November 19, 201213 Comments

It’s weird naming hurricanes after people, because everyone I ever meet now named Sandy I’m going to punch in the face.

Life is slowly returning to normal, except that there are cars all over the place completely totaled and the streets are piled head high with the soggy remains of peoples lives. Electricity has finally gone on for most of our town, but there are still police checkpoints and troops patrolling. A lot of people haven’t come back since their houses are uninhabitable. I went to the train station yesterday(no train) but there was a boat still tied to the dock that somehow ended up there. This, by the way, is pretty far away from the water. Like, several blocks. It’s insane that all of these islands off of Long Island were completely covered by ocean on that Monday night. The good news is that I’ve discovered how much I mean to Reed as he hasn’t even called to see if Wayne and I are dead. The better news is that it took an national catastrophe to get Wayne work. He has a whole town to rebuild.

Thanks for all the support over the last few weeks. We’ll get together and do a post Sandy show once i get my studio back together after frantically ripping it apart as the ocean was flooding the street.

November 16, 201211 Comments

Yesterday after leaving for 2 days, we brought down supplies and gas for friends. You can see stars for the first time it’s so dark, and armored vehicles plus guys with machine guns are patrolling the streets. Big Wayne got 3 cases of MREs and some water. The lines for gas are ridiculous. Found a good video that shows what the town looks like.

November 4, 201211 Comments

last few nights have been weird. like living in a third world country. no mobile service, electric or water. pitch dark at night. people in the streets crying. national guard troops going through.

November 1, 201212 Comments

October 31, 201210 Comments