I'm in the middle of 6 games on 4 separate platforms. I think I have a problem, as some days I play all 4 platforms.

Morning: Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars and New Super Mario Bros on Nintendo DS
Afternoon: Resistance Retribution and Grand Theft Auto Vice City Stories on PSP
Evening: Call of Duty World at War on Xbox
Late Night: Fallout 3 on PC

It's been raining for a month straight in NY. I see why people in the UK play so many games!

posted by lazlow at 12:35 PM  on Sunday, June 21, 2009

Scotland, which is full of drunks, invented a sport that is the most boring, pretentious waste of space in modern history. Golf. I've never played, though i did get thrown off a miniature golf course once.
Nothing amuses me more than flying over arid desert regions like Las Vegas and seeing miles of golf courses. Aquifers are being drained as they pump millions of gallons to grow grass in the desert. Areas of Costa Rica that were once pristine jungle have been mowed down so fat Americans can play golf. Golf is an environmental disaster, requiring literally tons of fertilizer and other noxious chemicals that run off and pollute local rivers and streams.

But hey - if you like golf, more power to you. It's a free country. I have plenty of friends that love it and think my sports are lame.

The US Open is going on right now, and pamphlets are at each seat on the Long Island Rail Road for people that are heading out to Bethpage to watch pros play golf. Here is the list of rules. Boy does this sound like a mind numbing boring day

• No Cell Phones (including cell phones with photographic capabilities)
• No PDAs and/or other Portable Email Devices
• No Noise Producing Electronic Devices (including MP3 Players)
• No Cameras and/or Camcorders
• No Bags larger than 8"W X 8"H X 8"D in their natural state
• No Cases and/or Covers (such as chair or umbrella covers)
• No Signs, Posters and/or Banners
• No Televisions and/or Radios unless provided by the USGA
• No Food and/or Beverages
• No Containers and/or Coolers
• No Pets (other than service animals)
• No Lawn and/or Folding Armchairs
• No Bicycles
• No Ladders and/or Step-Stools or other similar items
• No Metal-spiked Golf Shoes
• No Weapons (regardless of permit, including but not limited to, firearms or knives)
• No other items deemed unlawful or dangerous by the USGA and/or Championship Security Personnel, in their sole discretion

No weapons? Really? Do you really need to pack heat on a golf course? Is that a high crime area?

Any sport that you can't watch with a beer in one hand and your cell phone in the other while yelling "You Suck" at the players isn't a sport to me.

posted by lazlow at 9:00 AM  on Thursday, June 18, 2009

We weren't able to do a show last weekend - the studio was under construction. But we are scheduled for July 11th.

Thanks for the preorders of the first official Lazlow Show Tshirt(see below). They are being printed as we speak and will ship in the next 2 weeks. Wayne is really excited, as he's unemployed and enjoys the concept of money for his habit funneling in from around the globe.

On the next episode we'll have an announcement about a SPECIAL show we're planning.

Fans in Sweden, Australia, India, Hungary, Ireland, Germany, UK, Finland, New Zealand and elsewhere all checking in lately and sending nice notes of support. Shout outs to the women and men in Afghanistan and Iraq who are serving. Several have sent emails saying they listen to the show in their tanks, bunks and planes. One soldier said he dove for cover from a rocket attack in their camp and while he was crawling to safety amongst the explosions his mp3 player with the show was playing a Wayne's romantic moment. He wondered if this was how he was going to go out, laughing at our ridiculous garbage.

Don't forget to sign up for the show Twitter. We haven't said much, but when we do, it will be epic in nonsense.

posted by lazlow at 8:43 PM  on Monday, June 8, 2009

Preorder the fly Lazlow Show tshirt - set like a 70's movie poster and printed on a chillin pigment dyed muted color Tshirt - it's old school lookin yo! Artwork by Brandon McKinney and colored by Stephen Ellis - it's a must have. We've got a limited number of shirts being printed so order yours now - they ship soon! Order just the Tshirt or get a super deal and order the Tshirt plus the Lazlow Show Box set of all our shows. Shipping is free. There are two colors.

Texas Orange,

which has a really dope muted 70's feel to it.

And Natural,


which is a really cool off white.

Want just the shirt or the box set too?

Tshirt - (US orders) $26.00 Tshirt and Show Box Set - (US orders) $47.00 Tshirt - International $34.00 Tshirt and Show Box Set - International $55.00

Color

Texas Orange Natural

Size

Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

posted by lazlow at 4:39 PM  on Monday, June 1, 2009

A lot of email coming in asking when the next shows are - we've run into some scheduling issues and hope to post a list soon. Probably we'll do one in the next 3 weeks.

posted by lazlow at 7:39 AM  on Sunday, May 31, 2009

Did some audio work on a great Cokelogic animation...

Highway Chickens from Cokelogic on Vimeo.

posted by lazlow at 2:05 PM  on Friday, May 29, 2009

Investment bankers and Wall Street have looted and pillaged this country dry - and we're obsessed about what a pageant bimbo with fake breasts thinks about gay marriage?

really?

posted by lazlow at 11:56 AM  on Tuesday, May 12, 2009

So excited to be working on this.

posted by lazlow at 9:13 AM  on Thursday, May 7, 2009

Our first show from the new studio went well - lots of laughs in this one, including what makes animals gay, some romantic moments from Wayne, and more. Wayne drank so much that he had me pull over in the middle of queens where he blessed the sidewalk. True NYC style.

Episode 41 of The Lazlow Show aired on Saturday May 2nd nationwide in the US and Canada on XM202 and Sirius 197.

If you dig the show, you can get personalized signed autographs from the crew and every show we've ever done in the Lazlow Show box set. It's all the shows on one DVD, plus extras.

You can download the show as one long mp3 for your ipod.

Listen to The Lazlow Show Episode 41

Or here is the 3 hour show split into CD-friendly lengths for you people who want to burn them to CD and listen in your car.

Listen to part1 of The Lazlow Show Episode 41
Listen to part2 of The Lazlow Show Episode 41
Listen to part3 of The Lazlow Show Episode 41


And of course the disclaimer. We talk about offensive things. This is uncensored radio. Rather than listen so that you can get offended and write a letter to your Congressman about how you want to live in a theocracy where your religion dictates freedom, why not go away right now. We curse and talk about things that are disgusting, funny, and ridiculous. If you can't handle that, please move along.

posted by lazlow at 12:27 PM  on Sunday, May 3, 2009

Our next show is tonight! On XM 202 and Sirius 197 Saturday May 2nd 9pm-midnight eastern. Or listen online.

Wayne says he has an announcement to make. He refuses to tell me what it is.

It's gonna be a great show.

posted by lazlow at 2:00 PM  on Saturday, May 2, 2009

I signed up for Twitter to follow a couple of friends, and somehow I have followers now. I haven't said a word yet. It's the best Twitter ever. If you want to follow me sign up to follow "radiolazlow"
on Twitter. Be part of the voyeuristic future!

posted by lazlow at 4:39 PM  on Wednesday, April 29, 2009

via Picture is Unrelated

posted by lazlow at 3:12 PM

I spoke with Reed for a while today. We should really tape our conversations because it's like a radio show. He's a funny dude. Speaking with Wayne last night and Reed today, we appear to be on track for the next show Saturday May 2 at 9pm eastern on XM202/Sirius 197. We're considering waterboarding Reed with vodka appletinis to find out if he really likes men.

We'll be at the new Opie and Anthony studios which are more intimate. Looks like we're going to have to bring in a cooler for the beers. And sneak it past security.

Episode 41 is on.

posted by lazlow at 8:21 PM  on Thursday, April 23, 2009

Some great footage from GTA Chinatown Wars in this clip. I play 2 hours a day. Great fun while drinking!

posted by lazlow at 9:17 AM  on Wednesday, April 15, 2009

posted by lazlow at 9:10 AM