The last thing I remember is thinking I should have another beer
Posted by lazlow | Filed under Blackouts
And then I woke up on the couch with no pants.
Two days ago I started to get in my car and noticed i’d been sideswiped, and then begin to wonder if I was in the car when it happened and didn’t remember it.
I heart you beer. You bring the mystery to life.
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May 7, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Niko, is that you man?
May 7, 2010 at 4:01 pm
You should get an AIDS test Lazlow, if so.
May 7, 2010 at 5:07 pm
I remember a night like this… but it was from gin, and I ended up in a tiny beach house in long beach with a girl I didn’t know.
May 7, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Ah, the life of the fancy man.
May 8, 2010 at 5:17 am
Haha, something similar happened to me when I disregarded the warning messages on energy drinks, telling me not to mix with alcohol
I woke up and wondered why the fuck I turned on my alarm clock xD later, I found out that I had my video-camera on last night and I was able to WATCH what happened. It wasn’t necessarily the most beautiful thing to watch xD
May 8, 2010 at 7:31 am
Was only a day or two in a new country… make that continent… and I decided to go out amongst the locals, pretty much all of which don’t speak English, and after some major drinking, I don’t even remember getting back to where I’m staying. Had some hastily scrawled directions on a piece of paper, but that seemed to work. Thank you, drink – you make difficult decisions easy!
May 8, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Sounds like you will have yet another story for the Lazlow show
May 8, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Did your ass hurt in the morning Lazlow? If so you should stop drinking.
May 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Was there an Armenian guy in the room?
May 9, 2010 at 1:09 am
Yeah, that’s not fun.
Though beer is great.
May 9, 2010 at 11:38 am
Ask reed if he’s sore next time you drink.
May 9, 2010 at 11:45 am
this is a common symptom of testicular cancer, you need to get your nuts checked buddy
May 10, 2010 at 4:13 am
Wait, what? last time I checked, not knowing what happened after some serious drinking is a common symptom of serious drinking. You can still get your balls checked out, though. (however, i assume nick has some kind of a scheme planned in case you do. so i wouldn’t recommend it)
May 10, 2010 at 11:23 am
Beer = No Pants
And sometimes no friends, usually following no pants incidents…
May 10, 2010 at 3:12 pm
no ralph, not checked personally by me. maybe nick from canada would like to check on lazlows balls? just throwing it out there..
May 11, 2010 at 6:30 am
@nickguy: dude, my name is Raph, not Ralph, alright? I don’t know why people always confuse those two names just because they only know one of them…
though I don’t think he’d be interested in Lazlow’s 
And I don’t know about Nick from Canada. But I’d say if anyone of the people around here is interested in balls, it’s gotta be Reed
May 11, 2010 at 12:27 pm
mistake duly noted raph, yes, reed loves big hairy balls.
May 11, 2010 at 6:49 pm
At least you weren’t walking funny.. as far as we know.
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