My favorite quotes
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From the comments section of newspapers where religious crazies are upset about gay marriage:
“The fruitcakes will still lose and the voice of the peoples republic of California will be heard!”
“I do not want my tax dollars going to support them in any manner. I hope they all stay in California.”
“The downfall of any society happens in tiny increments.”
“Anyone in jail for polygamy should be set free.”
“You stupid satanic fool”
“Fruitcakes! Just a bunch of fruitcakes!”
( i take issue with that last one. Are they saying normal people don’t eat fruitcakes, but fruitcakes do eat other fruitcakes?)
and the best quote is the one from the judge’s decision:
[A]ffording same-sex couples the opportunity to obtain the designation of marriage will not impinge upon the religious freedom of any religious organization, official, or any other person; no religion will be required to change its religious policies or practices with regard to same-sex couples, and no religious officiant will be required to solemnize a marriage in contravention of his or her religious beliefs.
can we make a law to mind your own business?
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August 5, 2010 at 12:33 pm
my favourite one was the fourth one down,
“Anyone in jail for polygamy should be set free”
August 5, 2010 at 12:40 pm
I love this in the judge’s decision:
“marriage will not impinge”
“not impinge”
“impinge”
At what point do members of the legal system need to have a basic handle on the English language? Well let’s see… he plead “innocence”… the first part is obvious “in no” but what’s that last part? I GOT IT! In no cence in trying anyone else, he did it!
We’re living in a world we truly do not understand
August 8, 2010 at 5:53 am
We don’t have the term “fruitcake” as a negative thing over in the UK, and we also don’t give a fuck what any couple does! Same-Sex/Different-Sexes whatever you do it’s your own fucking business!
On a side note – I like fruitcake, this doesn’t make me a homosexual.
August 15, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Quit yo yappin, do the next show be-hatch
August 19, 2010 at 5:32 am
Lurchibles – What part of the country are you living in?
We call the gays:
Fruitcake
Fruit
Poof
Poofter
Bender
Shirt-lifter
Limpwrist
Homo
Faggot
Fag
Chutney Ferret
And that’s just to name a few!
August 25, 2010 at 5:30 am
Chutney Ferret? o,o
We don’t have any of those here in Australia… and I can’t even imagine where the meaning comes from, do I want to know?
September 14, 2010 at 3:09 am
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LlQ8JlAkgRM/SZrR92WN7RI/AAAAAAAAC7o/tKU1E0WsPcc/s400/Tomato+Chutney.JPG
As you can see, chutney can resemble faeces, faeces come from the anus. Anal sex requires you to enter said anus with your phallus. It could be said that the phallus is much like a ferret in the way it winds it’s way into your cravasse, thus Chutney Ferret.
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February 5, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Brad S.:
“Impinge,” is indeed a word.
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