LA Noire – Out now
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Lazlow.com is the home of Radio Lazlow Inc, The Lazlow Show, and Lazlow's Technofile, We are most known for our work on the Grand Theft Auto games.
May 15, 2011 at 2:36 pm
already pre ordered
May 15, 2011 at 7:23 pm
I saw at least two people from Mad Men and a guy that looks like Bill Burr, those faces are so dead on its creepy. I’m getting this game.
May 15, 2011 at 11:58 pm
Hey Lazlow when is your next show? P.S. I’m getting this game!
May 16, 2011 at 8:32 pm
Aw man, you killed on Ron and Fez the other day. When you asked what Fez thinks about masturbating, that was gold.
May 16, 2011 at 8:33 pm
about *when* masturbating
May 19, 2011 at 11:38 am
GODDAMNIT, Give us a PC version!!! I’m soooooooo angry about the consoles keeping gaming down.
Don’t blame the pirates either. Valve is making money hand over fist releasing on all platforms!
May 19, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Charles, the Xbox 360 version is the fastest one to be pirated every time a videogame comes out. It has nothing to do with piracy, it’s how much money Sony and Microsoft pay Rockstar and Team Bondi to make it console exclusive. Not to mention the money they will have to spend to port it to PC, if they decide to do it after all.
I’m a PC gamer only, but buy a damn Xbox or a PlayStation if you want it so badly. They are not that expensive these days.
May 20, 2011 at 6:41 am
This game has melted my face off. Simply incredible.
May 23, 2011 at 7:53 am
Hey Lazlow i finished the game and saw your name in the credits BUT it only said Lazlow and did not include your last name. Whats up with that?
May 23, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Lazlow hardly ever includes his last name on anything. He just goes by Lazlow
May 23, 2011 at 5:56 pm
Alright, alright then, enough of this boring shite, let’s get a show on the road
May 24, 2011 at 9:10 am
this game is the best
but a new show would be better
May 24, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Any of you guys call when the show is live? ‘Cause it’s really annoying when the phone sounds, they pick up and then the other guy hung up. Please, at least say hi.
May 25, 2011 at 3:52 pm
Goddammit when will you guys do episode 46? The waiting is making me go crazy arhghhghgolenrgmptorhmnptorhmpomiM!!I@!@*$)(!@$J*(!@$
May 26, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Ohh I have PS3… but my cheapo PC plays games at 1920×1200 at 60FPS, and is silky smooth with FSAA.
The PS3? Shit shit shit graphics barely 720p at 20FPS from a 2006-era system. Compare GTA4 from PS3 to PC.
I want Red Dead and now Noire on PC for Fucks Sake!!
May 26, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Ohh and of course I love my mouse and keyboard… fuck the fucking thumb sticks for first person shooters!!
Thumbsticks are only good for flying helicopters and looking like a retard that can’t aim. I can barely watch my friends play console FPS games because the aiming is either “automatic” or “Down Syndrome slow”.
I’ll shut up now.
May 29, 2011 at 4:07 am
Come on Laz, L.A Noire is the perfect opportunity to help round up a new episode of the Lazlow Show and have callers talking about how good it is.
We all missed hearing the banter from you, Big Wayne and Reed Tucker.
You had a message from your twitter box about a bajillion days ago saying you would be setting up a show soon, hope that actually is true!
May 31, 2011 at 2:25 am
charles! pc is still great, but dont talk shit about consoles. just fucking play it on ps3 and quit your bitchin.
June 2, 2011 at 4:11 am
peter are u from the uk
June 3, 2011 at 8:44 am
Reed is doing good actually. At least he’s in touch with the fans. I don’t know about Wayne though, I just hope he’s alive.
Laz, I wish you realize how much do we care about your fucking show. Dude it’s been like a century from 45 and you still get complaints from listeners. Do another fucking episode for fuck’s sake
June 3, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Yeh we didnt hear from wayne
i hope he s alive
June 3, 2011 at 10:58 pm
last episode november 20th.
Im sorry laz i think all those missed periods means your show is pregnant.
June 4, 2011 at 5:51 pm
My Dear Mr.Lazlow, I’m just wondering, if you’re not so very busy. Could you take some time to persuade your 2 other comrade so they will sit down with you and do a stupid radio show so that lots of people that you don’t know or even care about could be happy and forget about their life problem for about 2-3 hours? If you could do that then i would be eternally grateful and so very happy.
I’m so very much happy when i read your tweet 3 months ago about you working on a new episode, but its been so long that i became sad and almost lost my hope in you.
I listen to your voice at least 4-5 hours a day for the past 3 years and recently i kinda feel like i could remember all of the words that ever come out from your mouth on every lazlow show episode. And i kinda miss hearing your faggity voice spelling new words. I miss hearing wayne, reed, and lazlow together so very much. I don’t think i’ve ever been this desperate before, so that’s why i’m forcing myself to write this letter. Hopefully by some miracle you could read this and leave a respond.
Thank you so very much,
–
Your long time fan that you don’t even know or care about.
June 5, 2011 at 2:01 am
wtf man still no show, lazlow you better be working on gta5 or i’m going to be pissed. if not do a fucking show already. is it really that hard to set around and drink beer and tell jokes about retards. we are just asking for 2 to 3 of your time. fuck we here more reed than we do from you. if u need beer money or weed money i will spot what u need just do another fucking show goddamnit
June 5, 2011 at 2:02 am
hours
June 5, 2011 at 7:37 am
The least we know for sure is that he’s not reading the comments whatsoever.So let’s not get nostalgic and all cause apparently he won’t give a damn. Laz is jealous of Reed’s podcast and Wayne is no longer the Wayne we used to know, if you listen carefully to 45. With that said, I agree with solid_snake. The show is pretty much over. I hope that I’m fucking wrong
June 6, 2011 at 6:03 pm
I’m with John 1000%. Must have listened to the box set 4/5 times now. So…
Should we uhh…start with the national anthem?
June 8, 2011 at 5:15 am
Is Wayne still alive? Does he still take a piss every 5 minutes?
June 8, 2011 at 11:08 am
Fantastic man, I surely can not wait for it. Thank You So Much for doing this! I love you xD
Oh man i’m so very excited right now =D
June 8, 2011 at 11:20 am
Really? That would be fucking great! LOVE YOU GUYS! Best radio show (if we can call it one!) ever
June 8, 2011 at 11:22 am
You better make it 5-6 hours long because I’m sure we won’t be satisfied easily this time
June 8, 2011 at 11:26 am
3-4 hours should be plenty, Finally after 7 months i could listen to Big Wayne’s voice again xD
Damn I’m gonna listen to the boxset nonstop till next sunday =D
Shit….Neeed….to calm….down….Arghhh….Too…..Excited >.<
June 8, 2011 at 2:49 pm
And let’s hope Reed will be booking someone and the show is not audio only. This is gonna be a big episode, don’t mess it up like you did with 45, please
Thanks again Laz, too late but still very very very much appreciated
June 8, 2011 at 7:42 pm
What? Why?
Well, its too bad, but hopefully you’ll do a new show soon. Can’t wait to hear Wayne’s voice again, love you guys!
June 9, 2011 at 3:39 am
Will the real Lazlow please stand up
We want a official confirmation of episode 46 happening or not
Thank you
June 9, 2011 at 4:46 am
So its a joke huh, well if you want an official confirmation you could always check his twitter and ignore these fake lazlows.
Anyway, love you laz, hope you’ll do a new show soon, Thanks!
June 9, 2011 at 6:30 am
I gotta admit that was a wonderfully successful troll right there. come on guys we’ve already learnt from the previous time someone used lazlows name on here. besides if he was planning another show it would most likely pop up on his twitter feed or he’d update the site.
June 9, 2011 at 6:45 am
Yeah, but he already mention about working on a new show 3 months ago, thats why i’m very excited when i read the comments. But yeah i bet the troll was having a good time reading people’s happy comment. Damn, i feel like a fool, fuckin trolls.
June 9, 2011 at 8:49 am
How about we start playing a game just to kill time till they do next show, but beware, only fans of lazlow show could play the game.
Ii’m gonna say funny lines from the show and you have to guess from which episode that lines was said in under 3 days, and if possible, also include the approximate time the lines was said =D
Ok here we go :
Reed : “One day i’ll show em all….. I’ll be on stage on lincoln center”
Laz : “But tonight….Hubleblebleble”
June 9, 2011 at 12:43 pm
@solid_snake
so did we genius , you told us
also if laz wants to make a announcement he would post on the blog or twitter not in the comments section , lets face it he is probably on a promotion tour for la noire
or better , working on a new gta ( please god let it be gta san andreas stories )
June 9, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Stop using lazlow’s name goddammit!!
June 9, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I don’t think so, i believe the show still exist, all the host are still alive. I’m sure Lazlow will still make a new show, just gotta wait for it.
June 9, 2011 at 3:10 pm
wtf
no show yet
lazlow U R one lazy bastard
June 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Calling him a lazy bastard wont help. Lets be patient for now, there will be another show unless lazlow says otherwise. Be Patient People!!!
June 9, 2011 at 3:48 pm
reed is in a basket ball radio? How could i listen to him?
June 9, 2011 at 3:56 pm
@Mark its at the bottom of lazlow.com under Blogroll.
June 9, 2011 at 4:17 pm
@AAA, but the link gives an error 404
June 9, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Where are you Lazlow? We miss you, Reed and Wayne. Please for the love of god do something!!!
June 9, 2011 at 4:37 pm
@solid_snake
If you don’t like him and don’t care about the show anymore, why don’t you get the fuck outa here and stop posting bad thing about our beloved Lazlow?
And stop emailing Lazlow with nasty Emails, LEAVE LAZLOW ALONE!!
Oh and how the fuck could Lazlow be jealous of reed anyway, he got GTA MONEY you DUMB FUCK!
June 9, 2011 at 4:57 pm
Well by saying lazlow lazy, jealous, bastard, etc certainly won’t make the next show come any sooner.
THINK !!!!!!