Dear Fans of the Lazlow Show
Posted by lazlow | Filed under The Lazlow Show
Over the past few months there has been a lot of WTFing going on about why there haven’t been any Lazlow Shows. A lot has been going on behind the scenes – besides working many weekends or simply not being around, other issues are at play, one of which is deeply worrying.
1. Reed is getting married
2. Wayne went to the emergency room and is in bad shape.
I’m sure you are as shocked and worried as I am about Reed. You never know what that guy is going to do. Mancations, marriage, it’s all so surreal.
While I can’t get into too much detail about Wayne – he went to a doctor after MUCH delay(you see, here in America if you don’t have health insurance we say go screw) and was instantly rushed to the emergency room(which a is bankrupting event in this country, see comment above.) Some more tests have done over the last few weeks and it is possible some very expensive procedures are going to be needed.
So that’s why the show has been on hold. As you can see we’ve been dealing with some bigger issues than doing a podcast.
This last weekend we discussed possibly doing a Jerry Lewis style telethon with ringing phones and some musical numbers and shit to raise some dough for Wayne’s medical care. I told Wayne he has to sing a song at the end. I imagine it will be a live show with video and if we reach certain milestones Wayne has to remove an article of clothing. But that’s just my fantasy.
We’ll keep you posted.
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June 20, 2011 at 2:50 pm
You set up a donation system and I’d be willing to throw some money toward Big Wayne’s health.
June 20, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I’ll throw money in for Wayne. Sucks to hear about his health.
June 20, 2011 at 4:16 pm
its sad to read that about wayne but at least reed found him self a nice man to marry
June 20, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Hopefully he dies quickly so we can get this obstacle out of the way and do a show without him!
June 20, 2011 at 4:47 pm
Thanks for the reply Lazlow. I am praying for Wayne to get well, and then you can all do the show together, with the married Reed and the cured Wayne. In the meantime Im trying to finish my computer science degree (i hate my college mayor), you are my beacon of hope in my college years. I have been listening to Lazlow since GTA 3. You made the humour in that game:) Greetings from Slovenia
June 20, 2011 at 4:57 pm
Dude that rocks and sucks, respectively. You guys live in NY, right? Maybe a quick drive to Canada with Wayne under a blanket…
June 20, 2011 at 5:08 pm
If I have money left after car payments this month I will happily send it for wayne
June 20, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Totally sucks about Wayne, if there’s a donation system then I’ll throw some money your way. Congratulations to Reed aswell, are they both going to wear matching suits?
June 20, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Love the show. I’d be willing to donate to WTF (Wayne Treatment Fund) – Wish him all the best.
June 20, 2011 at 8:40 pm
Alarming news, hope wayne make a speedy recovery. Maybe we could all chip in and send him to Canada?
June 20, 2011 at 9:31 pm
I, too, am willing to donate whatever I can spare for WTF (Wayne Treatment Fund).
June 20, 2011 at 10:06 pm
Thank you for keeping us posted! i would be willing to donate to wayne if it comes to that
June 21, 2011 at 1:34 am
Holy shit, that sucks about Wayne. I’ve been on the fence lately about finally getting the Box Set, this will probably be what puts me over the edge so Wayne can get some cash.
I love you Wayne!
June 21, 2011 at 7:50 am
For Wayne get well son. For Reed I hope he will be married and to you Lazlow I wish that I want to know when is your next show. P.S. Congratulations on L.A. Noire by the way.
June 21, 2011 at 8:30 am
It is obvious what happened here:
Reed’s Yoko II poisoned Wayne using her magical temptress powers in an attempt to break up the band.
Either that or Wayne got anal soap poisoning…
June 21, 2011 at 10:43 am
save wayne
June 21, 2011 at 12:42 pm
i would like to throw in some money but i live in ul and im 12 i wouldnt know where to start
June 21, 2011 at 1:00 pm
I’ll also donate to help Wayne.. Heck, I even bought the boxset back when the proceeds were simply to help fund his weed habit. To save his life, I’d definitlely help out.
Without him, the Lazlow Show wouldn’t be where it is today.
June 21, 2011 at 5:01 pm
I’ll steal all the apple jacks and sneakers you need me to, if it helps raise money for Wayne.
June 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Count me in for donating some cash to Wayne too. Knowing the state of our medical system, it’ll be like throwing a cup of water on a wildfire. But it’s the least I could do to pay him back for all the laughs over the years.
June 21, 2011 at 9:42 pm
nick from canada
June 21, 2011 at 10:06 pm
Ben, I agree with you that it’s like throwing a cup of water on a wildfire. But a buck is a buck, right?
June 22, 2011 at 12:49 am
WTF! Wayne can’t die man, i listen to the show everyday, and if he die then it won’t feel the same for me. Goddammit, where could we send out moner to help him? Arghh i feel soo angry right now, he can’t die goddammit!
June 22, 2011 at 12:57 am
Lazlow, set up a paypal acc and give us a link to donate to that account! Wayne can not die god damn it!!!!!!!! I hope he will recover and make another live lazlow show, arghhh i’m so angry and sad, I’m in tears right now.
(God, i know you don’t care about me cause i never believe in you, but just this time, could you please show me some miracle so i could start believing you? Like for example please get rid of all of those nasty diseases that you put upon wayne so he could do another live lazlow show just like the good ol days? Thank you lord, amen!)
June 22, 2011 at 1:19 am
I’m…….sad……very sad……how bad is his condition? He didn’t get cancer did he? How much is the approximate cost for his medication? And how could i send my money to help him? I always fear of this, i just can’t believe that this really happen.
June 22, 2011 at 4:01 am
Thats bad news laz. I’m with everybody here thought. I will donate if you set up a fund. Wayne is one of the funniest people iv ever had the pleasure of listening to. wish him well from me and all the others who love him and your show.
June 22, 2011 at 5:58 am
Thanks for this. An update was very much needed.
Wow, all best to wayne – though everyone, including himself, knew that this was gonna happen eventually
And is gay marriage legal everywhere in the US now – or does Reed have to move out of town for that? Plus, is he marrying a dude or a chick? And is it still a gay marriage even if a gay person marries a person of the other sex?
June 22, 2011 at 7:23 am
This is sad man. This is really sad news. We all knew that something’s wrong with Wayne. Could you just give us some more detail? Fuck man, I’m really worried. I truly love you guys you don’t know how bad I’m feeling about this. Hope he gets well soon and starts doing the diaper thing again on the beach.
Just kidding Reed. I’m really glad for you.
Reed is getting married? What have you done to him? Gayxcorsion? How in the hell is that happening?
Laz we appreciate this little update. Please keep us informed of what’s going on with you more often. This website is sometimes really dead. I wish I could do something for Wayne, but the fucking Pay Pal is blocked here in Iran. I asked my friend to purchase tshirt and box set again. Sorry. that’s all I can do
June 22, 2011 at 8:36 am
Please stop the gay marriage joke, we all know reed isn’t actually gay. I need to know more about Wayne’s condition.
June 22, 2011 at 10:01 am
Well Mark, it actually pisses me off too calling Reed gay, and I’ve told this to Laz in my email but still, he is such a great guy that tolerates all the jokes. We love you Reed, and you know nobody means it.
Yeah Laz… Tell us about Wayne please.
June 22, 2011 at 10:13 am
Lets have a special Lazlow Show fundraiser for Wayne!
Why can’t there be medicare for everyone in the USA? Luckily here in Europe almost everyone has affordable health insurance.
June 22, 2011 at 10:49 am
When i got my salary on early July i will make sure to send some money to wayne. How could we send our money to him btw? Oh and lazlow what kind of disease does wayne actually have? I mean how serious is his condition? I hope the best for him, he have made me smiles and laugh almost everyday. I really love the show and i listen to it almost everyday when i work, it’s the only thing that keep me sane and stop me from killing myself. I really wish you could do another live show but i guess my dream won’t come true this time
Oh and congrats to reed on the marriage, i hope it will work out for you, and please make some kids while you’re at it.
June 22, 2011 at 3:11 pm
………………………how could i send my money to wayne? I need to hear his cheerful voice again.
June 22, 2011 at 6:58 pm
If whatever is wrong with Wayne can be cured by money, please allow us all to contribute.
June 22, 2011 at 7:02 pm
agreed
June 22, 2011 at 11:45 pm
Please set up a donation page for Wayne, I’d definitely kick in a few bucks.
Also, tell Reed that Gay Marriage isn’t legal in New York yet, so don’t buy a dress just yet.
June 23, 2011 at 12:49 am
Get well soon Wayne, you pot smoking, five-guys eating, poop in shower — bastard.
and Reed getting married? Give my kudos to his husband!
June 23, 2011 at 1:06 am
So what’s going on lazlow? Any update would be appreciated, i need to know how wayne’s doing.
June 23, 2011 at 1:06 am
Wayne! Give… me…. a donation…. box….
I’ll go to all the churches in town and steal the donation boxes, and we’ll spend it on Wayne’s health.
Also, Reed, pics or it didn’t happen.
June 23, 2011 at 1:38 am
Hey Guys,
Wishing you the very best Big Wayne! There was a lot of talk about his health going on the last show, Its a shame to hear this. I hope everything is taken care of and he can change his ways and pull through. Congrats Reed with getting married, I’m sure you’ll make a fantastic wife.
June 23, 2011 at 7:42 am
That’s bad news without Wayne, Wayne is the secondary reason I started listening, but he’s the primary reason I keep listening.
Maybe if you lose Wayne, Chemical Chris can step in. or you can drag Cousin Ed’s arse up to NY to do a show with you.
June 23, 2011 at 10:01 am
Thanks for the update Laz. That is both good and terrible news.
Without a doubt I’ll pitch in if you set up a Paypal donation account.
Continue to keep us posted when you can and I wish the best for everyone and especially Wayne.
June 24, 2011 at 12:02 am
After all the laughs I’ve had listening to you guys, and specifically Wayne, I’d feel like a piece of shit to not donate.
Wayne, why haven’t you gotten into comedy yet?
June 24, 2011 at 12:26 pm
I just finished listening to all the shows after my brother turned me onto it; took me a month to get through the boxset. Wayne, I can’t exactly pray for you, but I’ll smoke a bowl for you and donate whatever I can come July 30th or whenever you put up a donation paypal. Here’s to your health!
Thanks for the updates, Lazlow.
June 25, 2011 at 2:10 am
Holyshit Laz Thats Horrible I’m gonna go work and see If I can rasie some money for wayne
June 26, 2011 at 10:57 am
Best of luck, Wayne.
June 27, 2011 at 3:18 am
truly sucks, will donate as soon as an account is set up for us.
if it makes him feel better ive had diahrea in vietnam the last 2 weeks.
yes ive played your show loud in public with your yoko impersonations.
- martin
ps. congrats reed, seen it coming though. enjoy laz nd waynme berating you on your divorce in 2 years. and your girly son.
June 27, 2011 at 7:45 am
Well, since praying will give us nothing, i’ll send some money to wayne as soon as you make the donation box, get well soon wayne, can’t wait too see you on the next show.
June 28, 2011 at 8:07 am
Congratulations Reed! All the best.
Hope Wayne gets well soon.
June 28, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Really hoping Wayne can pull through this lot. Couldn’t imagine how his wife and him are feeling/dreading.
Holding on for July 30th.