Max Payne 3 Trailer is here
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Lazlow.com is the home of Radio Lazlow Inc, The Lazlow Show, and Lazlow's Technofile, We are most known for our work on the Grand Theft Auto games.
September 14, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Fuck Yeah Max Is Back!! So Lazlow, are you working on this game too? Or are you working on “another” game?
September 14, 2011 at 2:57 pm
MAX PAYNE is the best …
i love it …
but a new show will be better
its September lazlow
September 14, 2011 at 10:46 pm
When I saw “Max Payne,” for some reason I read “Max Wayne.”
Still, if you ever get the chance, make a game about Big Wayne. (actually, he would make a fucking AWESOME radio character in GTA 5…)
September 15, 2011 at 3:17 am
Looks pretty damn good Laz, tired of all the “too cool for the room” douches who trash everything you guys seem to put out, just because it’s not some boring overdone JRPG garbage. Can’t wait to scoop this up!
Also, can’t wait for whenever the next show is going Live! Tell Reed & Wayne I said “sup!”
September 18, 2011 at 2:40 am
make grand theft auto into a movie
September 18, 2011 at 4:20 pm
Lookin’ good!
I remember feeling so-so about the original Max Payne back when that first came out.
Now it looks like i’ll have to pick up MP 2 so i can play this when it comes out.
September 25, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Not sure what to think about it. I doesn’t look anything like the first two, so im not going to pick it up on the basis that i like Max Payne 1 or 2. But for the most part Rockstar seems to deliver.
September 29, 2011 at 7:13 am
Problem is it now looks the same as all the other Rockstar games – GTA, Red Dead, LA Noire. Untill I see proper gameplay it just seems to be a bit formulaic and cashing in on a classic old title.
Oh, and it is nearly October? I think now, much better to either cancel the show and stop people moaning or try to get a better schedule.
October 1, 2011 at 8:49 am
1 october
October 1, 2011 at 11:24 am
Who actually thought they were gonna organize a show for September. ahwell guys catch ya next year when the petitions roll out and rage takes over the message boards.
October 2, 2011 at 11:05 am
So whatever happened to Big Wayne? Not a single news about his condition after we’ve donated some money for him? Come on Lazlow, give us an update.
October 4, 2011 at 4:34 pm
we gonna have to wait till reed got AIDS or something so they put a new show .
October 10, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Still no news about the show or Wayne’s condition huh? I’m disappoint.
October 22, 2011 at 6:35 am
still no show ?
damn
October 22, 2011 at 11:00 am
Lol, they just took our money and gone silent for months without a single update about whatever happened to Big Wayne. Nice move man, nice move.
October 22, 2011 at 11:04 am
Well i don’t really care bout the money, i love Big Wayne and he could use all of my donated money for all i care, all i want is for him to get better and do another show.
October 22, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Yeh we need to know something about wayne condition laz
anything .. just tell us if he still alive
October 24, 2011 at 2:45 am
Dammit lazlow, give us an update. You said you probably gonna do another show on Sept but now already the end of Oct. Please don’t leave us in the dark again, if we know whats really going on then we wont be so restless. Please tell us something, anything!
October 25, 2011 at 8:32 am
Check out the rockstar website guys!
No wonder Laz is busy.
GTAV!!!
October 26, 2011 at 5:08 am
Great, whilst I look forward to GTA V, it will be just more crap excuses not to do a show. Actually cancel that, there are no excuses, there are no explanations at all. How tricky is it to update twitter.
Nothing about Wayne since the last show, did anyone get a personalised thanks? I doubt it. I think all you people just got screwed out of money to buy beer, certainly Wayne doesn’t seem to care.
Don’t promise a show if you aren’t going to deliver, it just pisses people off, how tricky is it to talk crap for 3 hours?
I think Laz should put up or shut up. Either say the show is done, and be done with it, or do another show this side of Xmas. After all, lets face it, GTA V isn’t going to come out this side of summer 2012
October 26, 2011 at 5:56 am
And the wheel has started again. almost time for fake lazlows, petitions and angry folks demanding free media. where’s my pitchfork!
October 26, 2011 at 8:43 am
GTA 5 is coming
but fuck it
we want a new show not to hear lazlow talk about fake stuff in fake radio station in GTA
we need a new show ..
October 27, 2011 at 2:41 am
Cmon lazlow give us an update, at least tell us whats going on with Wayne. Don’t leave us in the dark again. I’m still pissed off on how you keep silents for months and then after we get upset you just drop a bomb about how Wayne went to the emergency room and that’s the reason theres no new show for almost a year make us feel like shit for not knowing and act like an asshole about it.
Please Lazlow, a new updates about wayne’s condition would be much appreciated.
Oh and i still haven’t got that personal thank you mail from Wayne.
November 2, 2011 at 12:13 pm
GTA 5 is in san andreaus
damn .. i knew it
but the grafics is not that good .. i think
November 2, 2011 at 10:57 pm
I saw not much wrong with the graphics. could use a filter but nothing more. Los Santos is a much brighter place than what we saw back in GTAIV so its a big visual change. the animations looks so well done and the city looks stunning. I was uncertain that just using LA could of been abad move. I dunno the trailer does leave mixed feelings but mostly positive. hope we see some country side though.
November 4, 2011 at 2:06 pm
The hell are you talking bout, graphics looks fine, i’m excited for gta 5. So lazlow is big wayne even still alive?
November 7, 2011 at 8:39 am
Is Lazlow even still alive?
November 7, 2011 at 9:53 am
probably. Gta v an alll the shit is go so. I ordered a boxset for my friend so i guess in a months time its arrival will tell us that he’s alive. I only got my boxset about 4 weeks back. Is wayne still alive? or improved or did laz give in and let wayne spend the donation money on weed
November 7, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Cmon lazlow give us some new info about wayne =’(
November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am
Lazlow, you will have to eventually have to provide Wayne’s “proof of life”. I have currently downgraded Wayne from “Living it up” to “Schroedinger” — neither alive nor dead, a kind of living dead. Actually, Wayne should be motion-capped into the zombie level of GTA5. He’d make a grweat zombie, I’ll bet.
And speaking of which, nice move closing comments on V lest your comments hit six million. Visited GTAF recently? It’s a madhouse!
I’d ask what happened to #47 / September, buuuut, we know how it goes.
November 9, 2011 at 6:53 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Snzt0YBraXY in the mean time I found read out on the streets
November 12, 2011 at 9:39 am
More rumors about Grand Theft Auto V have surfaced, this time on the GTA Forums. An alleged QA tester named OpenSurvivor has dumped a massive amount of alleged facts, and while forum moderators deleted the post almost immediately, they weren’t fast enough to stop eager fans from compiling the information into a list. We’ve outlined the “facts” below, and it even includes details about the protagonist, from his age to his criminal background keeping him from his children. If these descriptions turn out to be true, it look like GTA V will be a step up for the series.
Los Santos is the only major city in the game. However, this doesn’t mean there isn’t a lot to explore; Los Santos is ~50% larger than Liberty City, with a handful of smaller cities and towns beyond the countryside. One of the larger non-LS cities is based on San Bernardino, another is Tucson, both are about the size of Alderney.
There are at least two cities apart from Los Santos which are the size of Alderney; They do not share a border with Los Santos or each other.
The city of Los Santos alone is larger than GTA IV combined. Los Santos is the largest and most important city. Unlike San Andreas, players will not be moving from one city to the next, doing missions restricted to that specific location. They will be structured in a way that’s unlike what has been done in any previous Grand Theft Auto game.
There are 5 counties in the game, with Los Santos being the largest of them all. Overall, Los Santos is 1/3 of the entire map, with the map being over twice the size of RDR; This can be compared to New Austin and Neuvo Paraiso being one huge city, paved end to end.
Los Santos alone will feature three airports (more are outside of the city), with the world itself being more than twice the size of RDR.
Every plane shown in the trailer (excluding the commercial passenger jets) is pilotable. No big planes (ex. AT-400) will be present.
NPC Passenger jets fly higher than the vertical limit of planes piloted by the player.
The world is definitely not going to be too small for people’s tastes; Expect to see snow, deserts, and much more.
The mountain ranges extend above the maximum altitude for player-controlled planes, therefore making it impossible to fly over them.
Mountain ranges cannot be passed, however they can be scaled almost to the very top. GTA V is “landlocked” just like RDR.
The Italian Mafia will not be making an appearance this time around.
Ammunition will be making a return, however it is inaccessible; The use of underground arms dealers will be used instead. Shooting ranges will now make a reappearance as well, with the minigame being revamped and much more fun.
Bowling will be making a return, which will also be tied into a few missions.
“ENEMA” is a designer clothes label in the game, with the real-life equivalent being MANGO.
Seasons change in-game, with the main story taking place over the course of more than a year.
Safehouses will not be customizable, however they can be customized to spawn with different cars, helicopters, boats, and planes.
Weapons will be customizable.
Car customization will be making a return.
Character clothing can be changed, but the overall appearance of the character can not be changed. There will be more than three clothing stores to choose from, however it is not a major component of the storyline and therefore optional.
The ability to drive from a desert to an area with heavy snowfall will now be possible.
Mt. Slippery is one of the highest peaks in the game. Mt. Chiliad will not be making a return.
One of the weapons is a remote-controlled explosive miniature truck called the “RC Tour”.
There will be countrysides, deserts, and mountain peaks. San Fierro and Las Venturas will not be making a return.
The northern side of the map is bordered by the Tetas Grandes Mountain Range (the real-life equivalent being the Los Padres National Forest).
Children of the protagonist will be present in V, however they cannot be killed. It is unknown if they will be making appearances outside of cutscenes.
The protagonist has two children, boy Daniel and girl Skyler. They are about 10 years old and are too young to understand the protagonist’s criminal history.
The protagonist is divorced, with the wife having full custody over the children.
An achievement called “Desert Bus” will be featured.
The hidden packages will be 100 crazy Sasquatches that will be placed around San Andreas. They will be recognizable by their faint red glow and constant cooing.
Attempting to boat around the mountains will result in a never ending row of mountains.
The eastern border of the map is the Yucca Desert, which stretches on into infinity. A single road runs through it, however traveling too far out will result in a message implying there’s nothing out there.
The west and south parts of the map is the Pacific ocean.
The southeast part of the map is the Mexican-American border, however it is only referred to as “The Border”. Crossing over the boarder will result in 5 stars, unless the player turns around immediately. Beyond the border is endless desert.
Dogs will be in the game, but only with their humans.
The story focuses on Mexican drug cartels, mainly between two warring cartels, X1 and the Cholula Cartel and their “army”, Los Illuminados.
African-American gangs will return as the “Families Alliance” or even just “The Alliance”. Their color is Black and Green. Their rivals are the Mafioso Alliance, who wear Blue. A third, smaller African-American gang called “The Tracers” will play the most important role in the story.
A Korean mob, Yakuza, and references to the Irish mob will be present, along with the Triads and Russian mob.
The protagonist’s name is Ray, age 53, father of 2 children, divorcee, and an ex-con from upstate Liberty. Ray moved to Los Santos recently and was served with a divorce weeks later. Due to his criminal background, this prevented him from having custody of his children, thus giving full custody to his ex-wife instead.
November 12, 2011 at 4:48 pm
What the hell, i don’t care about GTA V info, i came here just to find out if there’s any news about the show.
November 13, 2011 at 2:43 pm
too much reading
even for an awsome game like GTA5
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im done waiting for a show guys
i wish the best for wayne
peace
November 13, 2011 at 11:18 pm
It’s already been 105 days since the last show, come on Lazlow give us some update. What happened to Big Wayne? We need more news about Big Wayne’s condition!!
November 14, 2011 at 9:00 am
Great info about GTAV, however, it could all be cr@p untill the game comes out we don’t know! I think the city needs to be constantly evolving. The problem with RDR, GTA IV etc was once you had completed the missions and most of the side missions it was a bit boring!
However, as Bob said, this website is about the show. It is now 3 months since the last (very short) show, and there have barely been any shows in the last 2 years. What gets me is the complete lack of info. How long does it take to tweet – seconds, and there hasn’t even been a tweet since 23rd Sept, nearly 2 months ago.
The site got updated with a pic of GTAV, well update the site properly Laz, add comments; you get people to send you in money to help your friend, then you do absolutely nothing to follow it up, let people know what is happening and so on.
Ok, so you are busy with work, fair enough, people got to do that, but how tricky is it to talk crap@ on a saterday night? Not really.
I can see that now, there won’t be a show this year – too busy, Xmas; then there won’t be a show till after Max Payne comes out (March?) then it will be all about the launch of V so nothing till then.
Laz, do the decent thing and just tell people that the show is finished.
November 19, 2011 at 11:19 am
Lazlow Show Rules, This show will never ends, not as long as our 3 main guy is still alive. I was just dreaming about a new lazlow show last night while i was sleeping, and that’s the only reason why i’m here right now writing this reply lol.
Some new info pls Laz? At least tell us big wayne is still alive?
November 20, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Marthian, you obviously know something everyone else doesn’t. The only way the show lives on is via the box set! A handful of shows in two years tells me something!
Laz doesnt even want to update twitter let alone his website
November 21, 2011 at 7:21 am
I dunno what will happen to the show but im sure yoko ono 2 is behind this
November 21, 2011 at 4:06 pm
It’s a bummer not having the guys on a semi-regular basis, I hope we can get an update soon on Wayne. Oh and maybe YOKO 2 is the cause of it all, Reed being punished for spending all the money on gaycations.
Miss the show big style, Laz and co. hit us up soon.
November 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm
You have more chances to listen to lazlow when he comes to o&a to promote a game , sad he is a really funny dude
November 28, 2011 at 11:18 am
Big Wayne? Is that you? Are you still alive?
November 30, 2011 at 5:04 am
RIP Patrice O’Neal T_T
November 30, 2011 at 6:45 am
I thank episode 31 of the lazlow show for introducing me to such a great comedian. Its sad to see you go patrice. RIP dude
December 13, 2011 at 11:53 pm
Sigh…..
December 15, 2011 at 12:44 am
Double sigh
December 15, 2011 at 9:09 pm
…agreed MaccyD, I payed $48 for the box set and t-shirt and never got the t-shirt
December 19, 2011 at 9:42 am
and the pitchforks are up. rioters at the starting gate… and there off!!!
January 22, 2012 at 5:27 am
fuck this i’am out. everytime it seems the time between shows gets longer and longer. plus i don’t like being censered. and yes i know u pulled it last comment i left off of here. what happened to freedom of speech lazlow. what i said was what i felt, learn to fucking take critisism laz. you really don’t give two shits about ur fans. with out us your nothing, but a washed up has been. wish all the best to reed and wayne but u sir can go to hell.
January 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm
James- you are being censored for saying mean nonsense. Freedom of speech doesn’t mean you can litter my website with hatred. Be nice or go home.