Reed writes good
Posted by lazlow | Filed under Uncategorized
I grew up in a state with no professional sports other than going to buffets drunk and then sleeping with fat girls. And I played with computers instead of playing team sports. I also didn’t care that much about college sports when i was in college. However, college sports seem like a BIG deal to some people. Including my friend Reed, who still wears his high school ring, follows high school and college games, and rocks slowly back and forth sobbing, wondering why he can’t be in college forever.
Reed wrote a book. You should buy it. It’s $10.39. Available for preorder now!
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January 23, 2012 at 12:55 am
Was wondering what the hell Reed was up too.
Glad that he’s doing…something. I’ll give a look at the book, Laz.
January 23, 2012 at 12:58 am
I was totally going to buy this right away, because what would be a better gift for my girlfriend than Reed’s very own “How to suck a cock like a professional” book? Then I clicked the link, and it ended up being some shitty sports nonsense. Disappointed. Good luck though Reed, hope it sells well.
Hurry up and give us another show laz, it’s been too long.
January 23, 2012 at 10:42 am
Yes, I had my wallet out and all before seeing that it was a sports book.
The target audience could be so much bigger if he had indeed put out a ‘How to be a man and react in manly situations, the Reed Tucker way’.
Quoting his great lines from GTA 3′s chatterbox: “I find the best way to deal with a situation, is to run away. That way, you can instill fear into your enemies.”
January 23, 2012 at 3:34 pm
If i were to buy this hunk of shit, which im not btw, id wait till its in the bargain bin at a shitty supermarket.
January 23, 2012 at 4:34 pm
I hope this guilts Wayne into finally writing his book.
January 23, 2012 at 4:43 pm
The book is worth its weight in weed.
January 24, 2012 at 1:42 am
cant wait for Waynes coloring book
January 24, 2012 at 4:39 am
Does anyone care about a book? How about a show?
January 24, 2012 at 8:09 am
Good for Reed and I know Rockstar is working on GTA5 for like the next 4 years so Lazlow can whine about how hard it is to work at a video game company so he can have an excuse on why he hasn’t done the show. Face it, the show is JUST NOT IMPORTANT to Laz, it was fun while it lasted, he started saying stuff like “this is the final show” and I can’t believe we are still on the air” way back in episode 24, and he spent years trying to get a legitamate deal on K-Rock and on XM only to end up in Anthony’s basement doin it for free. If I was Lazlow, I would just announce that the show is done because I would be making lots of money at Rockstar and the show would be just a waste of time. We haven’t had a proper MONTHLY 2 and a half hour show since episode 42!
January 26, 2012 at 1:21 am
Hey, Laz! I know you’ve been busy working on Grand Theft Auto V so that’s why your schedule isn’t clear enough to round the gang up and make a new show. But pretty much all I’m trying to get is a estimated date on when a next show will be up…. like name a month, please! I mean, it’s been a long, long time now.
January 26, 2012 at 10:25 pm
How about doing another show to promote the book?
January 27, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Is the co-author that guy from the UNC basketball podcast? And wasn’t Reed gonna write Wayne’s book?
This book comes out 1/31… so by 2/1 it should be in the bargain bin if his book about the Osbournes was any indication.
Hey Laz, any chance when you get a free afternoon you would throw up a quick “State of the Show”? I think I speak for most of us when I say we don’t want a Soprano’s ending.
Also, any chance Wayne gets some VO work in GTAV? If there’s a smooth jazz station he could come in before the break with a “romantic moment”
January 27, 2012 at 6:38 pm
If I buy it, it’s more to support his active homosexual lifestyle than anything else.
January 28, 2012 at 11:41 pm
I hope his book will become best seller, but what i really want to know is when will you do the next show? It’s been too long man, please don’t make us wait a year for one stinkin show.
February 4, 2012 at 6:40 pm
Hey Laz, Reed and Wayne
Just read the book and listening to the podcast i love it! The best part of the book is where he talks about Justin Watts and he re calls a time when Reed and him use to suck each other off at half time while the ref would jerk off on Reeds chin,
I’m listening to the pod cast and its not very good, its a bunch of guys who talk about big black dick, i don’t get it.
I do enjoy the lazlow show alot
February 4, 2012 at 6:57 pm
I just love cum all over my face i use my book for toilet paper. To wipe cum off my boyfriends back. I love cum
March 12, 2012 at 7:41 pm
I hate Duke, but not as much as you do Reed. I certainly hate them, and i loved kicking the shit out of them but im not gonna write a book about my hatred, still it was fun reading about why sucks ass.