Lazlow.com » Blackouts http://lazlow.com Home of The Lazlow Show! Fri, 04 May 2012 19:47:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Grand Slam at Denny’s http://lazlow.com/2011/02/grand-slam-at-dennys/ http://lazlow.com/2011/02/grand-slam-at-dennys/#comments Thu, 24 Feb 2011 22:46:36 +0000 lazlow http://lazlow.com/?p=642 The last time i went to Denny’s I was so zooted i used the womens restroom and didn’t notice until a chilk walked in on me. Then I went back out to my friends and an ex-girlfriend showed up. She tried to make me jealous by making out with a guy she was with. But she was just pissed at me cause we went to a party a few months before and i got drunk and made out with another chick while my girlfriend was out getting me more vodka. I don’t remember this, because i woke up in my front yard which is 20 miles away from the party.

What I am saying is that Denny’s is wack.

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]]> http://lazlow.com/2010/05/do-these-go-together/feed/ 16 The last thing I remember is thinking I should have another beer http://lazlow.com/2010/05/the-last-thing-i-remember-is-thinking-i-should-have-another-beer/ http://lazlow.com/2010/05/the-last-thing-i-remember-is-thinking-i-should-have-another-beer/#comments Fri, 07 May 2010 18:40:39 +0000 lazlow http://lazlow.com/?p=594 And then I woke up on the couch with no pants.

Two days ago I started to get in my car and noticed i’d been sideswiped, and then begin to wonder if I was in the car when it happened and didn’t remember it.

I heart you beer.  You bring the mystery to life.

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